So I was brushing my teeth and the pointless-ass auto-soap thing my mom bought started trying to dispense soap for no reason (luckily it was empty).
So in my mind I thought “oh haha what if it doesn’t just notice living people hands but what if it also dispenses soap for ghosts”
Then I shut my bathroom door and started walking to my bed when I started thinking about what if some grubby-handed ghost had to spend an eternity with dirty hands because the soap went right through their ghost hands and then i thought what if a bloody handed ghost lives in my house because he was a murderer.
Then I heard a loud noise, screamed “JESUS CHRIST” then waited in silence for something to come out of the shadows and eat my face, when nothing came, i grabbed the stick from the sliding glass door and was ready to use it like a club, though i figured that one of my cats had knocked something over, which happens occasionally. but first i decided to check my bathroom to see maybe something i had touched got knocked over and GUESS WHAT WAS ON THE GROUND.
THAT DAMN AUTO SOAP THING WAS PUSHED OVER BY THE GRUBBY-HANDED MURDERER GHOST AND WAS ON THE FLOOR.
i hadn’t touched it at all why would it fall??? i don’t know but i’m going to bed.
and for your information i had already hated the auto-soap thing because:
it gives me too much soap
it’s unnecessary, i mean it’s not like we run a public restroom
one time at like 2 am i was drinking out of the tap and it jizzed soap all over my head