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IM FUCKING CRYING WITH LAUGHTER GO TO THIS FUCKING... →
starfishface: adriofthedead: octopus-parade: boltong: slonna: barrymanilowswinternightmare: weeaboo-chan: beardedbeardstache: motherfuckingfineasspussymobile: AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING HOLY FUCKINGC HRIST I AM GOING TO SHIT MY FUCKING SELF HOERS oh my ogodo fuck horse_ebooks the musical wow, good thing to wake up to FUCK OH FUCK OH MY GOD AHAHAHA ...
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mynameismad: thegoodsonisbad: limeindacoconut: mr-stopandthink: thesanityclause: snazzy-lemon: airinn: mimucryingalonewithyolo: penotbutter: goldfishstreet: do not move do not smooth your hair do not put down what you’re eating/drinking tired practically upsidedown on my bed with my laptop Had to literally freeze my face and hand and lean down with my other...
Arragghhgh the neighbors are smoking and it’s making me sneeze dkfkfkfkfkfkfkf they aren’t even supposed to indoors fuuiuuu
WHy is eve4ryone on omegle?12?!?
mortson: neeyo hoy menyoy
I’m playing neopets with my two friends and we are playing attack of the jellys it is amazing Cinnamon105, add me xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
I feel like a little Lady Gaga today.– my mom, who proceeded to put on some Lady Gaga (via nux-walpurgis)
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what is life
djavjr: i don’t understand the hunger games if you’re hungry, just eat a food
cinnamonpacker509: hey you
Jess: Howdy! Who is this?
cinnamonpacker509: Kara, want to have some fun?
Jess: I am a vampire bat, so I think we have different ideas of fun
cinnamonpacker509: hey I wasn't doin anything so i figured i'd send ya a msg
Jess: Are you also a vampire bat?
cinnamonpacker509: are you busy?
Jess: Nah, the bat life is typically pretty uneventful.
cinnamonpacker509: we'll see ;p
Jess: Will you see using echolocation?
cinnamonpacker509: oh ok so what are you doing??
Jess: Waiting for livestock to fall asleep so I can use my anticoagulant saliva on them. You?
Jess: I am a vampire bat.
nux-walpurgis: Guess who just got tickets for the Legend of Zelda symphony performance what THE FUUUU
mageofhope: Ahora te sigue wonkwink Hullo! /o/ I’m a friend of Dan’s! OOOooooOOO Atlanta huh! How’s it going? I like your art o3o
charmandersexslave: So I was brushing my teeth and the pointless-ass auto-soap thing my mom bought started trying to dispense soap for no reason (luckily it was empty). So in my mind I thought “oh haha what if it doesn’t just notice living people hands but what if it also dispenses soap for ghosts” Then I shut my bathroom door and started walking to my bed when I started thinking about what...