April 2012
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pepscene: what if sims have become self-aware but they don’t realize they’re in a computer game yet so we’re brutally killing and torturing thousands of innocent souls that feel real pain and have real thoughts
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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“Toniiiight, we are chicken pot pies. So let’s set the world on fiire.”
– Jocelyn doesn’t know I’m tumblin about her. (via bonyfish)
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Dear people who question why girls go to the...
middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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lifewasted: bloodlossinabathroomstall: I think if I heard that Gotye song one more time I’m going to set myself on fire and roll down the Grand Canyon into a pit of snakes and scorpions. then you’d be somebody that we used to know
Apr 26th
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WEEEEEEED SMELLLLLLLLLLLL
Apr 25th
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~*~*~*super fun Jocelyn anecdote time~*~*~*
So I acquired a rope for senator lemonsnout for cosplay at anime central this weekend. but anyway one side of the rope was fraying and so I went over to my neighbor’s room so I could melt it because I know they smoke and have a lighter they opened the door and an -incredibly strong- smell emanated from their dorm of which I was later informed was weed but anyway I got the one guy to...
Apr 25th
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Let's play the doppelganger game instead of doing...
angorathekid: nux-walpurgis: a-certain-level-5-hamsteak: sassy-gay-warden: bukakkewindmill: angerliz: scootermoto: kaeferlein: bonnynotion: 1. Take a webcam photo of yourself the way you are right now. 2. Go to Google Images and use the ‘search by image’ for the webcam picture you just took (drag the image into the search bar or click the camera icon) 3. Post the first result,...
Apr 25th
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To Jocelyn-
starfishface: Good Afternoon. If you are currently looking for your Senator Lemonsnout, you will not be able to find him. Why? BECAUSE I HAVE HIM. AND YOU WILL NEVER GET HIM BACK. Look at him, pleading for his rescue. Silly stuffed toy, there is no escape. Unless you are willing to pay the bounty of…. 1 MILLION DOLLARS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAA!! In the meantime though Senator and...
Apr 25th
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Hey Alia
The BBC is a support group get it suppporttttt
Apr 25th
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fandom-calling: so now we know global warming was caused by Betty Crocker
Apr 24th
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So my roommate is a game design major and on her middterm she has to know what hentai is it’s an actual term… on her test also she didn’t need to look up any stat abreviations she knew them all
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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>go on tumblr in a public place >ALL THE PORN >nopenopenopenope
Apr 23rd
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I REALLY need to sleep  jocelyns leep pelaslejlkefjlfkjef
Apr 23rd
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It's Earth Day!
mrchompers:
Apr 23rd
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rugops: adriofthedead: redsuspenders: cat/ham malfunction literally me OOOM
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“You’ve got a strong pair of legs, you should get up and use them.”
– Edward Elric- Fullmetal Alchemist (via scissorkickingfun)
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tumblino: robotdildo: i cant breathe me
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