pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

• chicken tender
• the billionth number of pi is 9
• it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
• sponges feel cool
• highdeas.com
• joe biden
• the letter Q
• dirt

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shadowlink-:

i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup

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crick3tknight:

mastermindbyakuya:

*does that glasses thing characters with glasses do*

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ghostanswers:

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

This is domway, where we pre-negotiate how the sandwich will be made with your full understanding of the ingredients and their usual consequences. If the worst happens and you don’t like the sandwich you can use a safeword, we’ll remove it and immediately stop lunch. Then we’ll remake it for you the way you like, with plenty of communication to avoid those ingredients in the future. That way you can build a foundation of trust with us, and enjoy yourself by safely giving yourselves into the hands of other sandwich-makers who have proven their responsibility and compassion with your dietary needs.

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