gigglehappy:

livinglovinoloca:

If I told you my penis was lifeless

Would you give it CPR

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you know the new guidelines for CPR is like 30 chest compressions right

#THEN 2 breaths #not that sexy whoops

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    #THEN 2 breaths #not that sexy whoops
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    lmfao greatest line everrrr
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  9. southerntomatomafioso said: (( Yes, but I hope you don’t mind a squished penis. CPR involves 30 compressions than generally break things, or in this case squish them, then there’s the mouth to mouth part o u o -certified in CPR- ))
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    know the new guidelines for...is like 30 chest compressions right
  13. zeusmpreg said: omg Loca
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    XD oh jesus loca with that face at the end too *dead*
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