omFG I just remeMBMERED I was driving and I saw a street sign that said 

Dolan Pl

I just…

gooby plz

oh god I’ve reblogged everything today

ljadflkjdfsljkdfs

and I installed an app that tells me how long I’ve spent on a website

five…hours

why life why

wow that was whiney sorry guys

princessegbert:

you know what sounds really good rn

making out

(Source: peregrinkisses, via trevormoved)

beyoncebeytwice:

magicconchshell:

wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

(via supey)

HOPY SHIT guys

because my sister is a platinum member of nintendo she got this email saying she and two guests could preview the wii u at Comic-Con 

bUT she ddidn’t get the EMAIL BECAUSE WE WERE BUSYU MAKING COSTUMES

:””’(

someone in my class made an ad for chapstick

and the headline was 

“get smooth lips without the drag queen effect”

wh at

gigglehappy replied to your post: I have literally been sitting in this class for 13…

lol wat forreal

Yep

I don’t know how he thinks “Oh it’s 11:20 time to start class”

>mfw I remembered how in intro to advertising I thought 30 headlines was a lot

it just dawned on me that I have easy mac

I am really dumb

for real

omg I popped my ears

I can hear 

it’s a christmas miracle

ewghoEILKMWEDSEKMWGjJWELKAGKkwkfae

bigbigtruck:

mistergrundy:

“Ugh, thank god, finally” *frrrrrt*

“Jeeze, I can’t believe he caught me dressed in my laundry outfit. Well. At least now he thinks I wear this dorky shirt he gave me.”

“‘Least I’m not sitting around in some weird, dumb baby pose with my tits shoved together for no reason and my feet arched like they’re wearing invisible highheels, too.”

oh my god

mary jane let’s hang out ok

Hahhahaha (in response to this picture)

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